Flair of the day...

So I thought I'd share with everyone one of my favorite pieces of flair. I have many favorites but this one often comes to mind and cracks me up. It really is a great picker upper and on a Monday, that is what I need. Zombies really freak me out! They are the only freaky nightmares I have as a result of a movie(s). I found that out way too late after watching 28 days a few years back. However, one zombie movie I can watch is Resident Evil. Maybe because at least some people survive and Milla Jovovich survives every time not to mention she kicks some serious booty.

So how do you survive a zombie attack?

The way I would survive or try would be to run. And I I couldn't run fast enought, well that's when the flair comes in. I would trip you. Don't take it personal I would do that to anyone, well, to whoever is the closest. I do need some company for the future years. So first run and then hide. I think a good place to hide would possibly be underground. You have to make sure there is cement walls on all four sides and a good door...preferabley cement. I think cement all over...then no problems because zombies could dig through poorly made cement free walls. Not saying this place would be a permanent solution due to the lack of ventilation and limited resources of food. Another great hiding place could be a deserted island. I personally think this is the best option. Go to a small island and you can plant your own food, have lots of fresh air and you could live a pretty much fear-free life. Just as long as you find an island that doesn't have crazy zombies living there. You could try to survive on a boat if you can't find a habitable island. You would still be stuck with the limited food sources cause I don't think you can eat the fish since they could possibly be contaminated, however, make sure you have a large supply of soil and vegetable seeds and you should be set.